- Upon first contact whether you’re calling, texting or emailing please introduce yourself with a few sentences. One or two word texts or emails make me grind my teeth.
- Women absolutely LOVE a man who treats them with respect. And I promise, we show our appreciation and return it ten fold. Any text, calls or emails containing vulgar language or mention of any sexual activities is a sure fire way to stop all communication with me in a hurry. You wouldn’t talk that way before meeting a potential date for the first time in person so please don’t talk that way to me.
- I will always come to you fresh and clean, please return the favor as clean, fresh-smelling men emanate a certain magic over most of the female sex. Science has shown that a woman's sense of smell is far greater than that of males. This advanced function of the female means that we appreciate delicious fragrances so much more… However, it also means we dislikes foul smells even less! Before meeting me always ensure you are clean. It only takes 10 minutes to brush your teeth and take a shower.
- Please have the agreed upon gratuity laid out in plain sight on a dresser or bathroom counter. No need to have an envelope but please don't make me ask for it. It starts our date off on an awkward note.
- If while we're spending time together you want to extend our date please let me know as soon as possible and provide the additional gratuity immediately.
- My rates are non negotiable so if you feel my gratuities are too expensive please do the honourable thing and do NOT make a booking. There is nothing more discourteous than to quibble over the amount.
- Women adore men who treat them right! If a date abuses me, whether verbally or physically, it will mean an immediate discontinuation of my services and time and I'll take my leave immediately.
- And last but not least, if you enjoy the services I provide thinking about adding a tip, even if it's a minor amount. While it's not required it's definitely appreciated and remembered the next time we get together.
• Regarding Reviews •
I have decided to ask all dates to refrain from leaving new reviews for me. The other day I read thru some on Erotic Monkey and counted at least 7 that were embellished, had outright lies, or were for someone completely different. They have become more and more detailed and graphic while I feel that what we do together should stay between us. I will still give Ok's on P411 but if you feel you have to leave a review please be respectful about it.
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Thank you for taking the time to read my etiquette page. Please don't hesitate to contact me with any unanswered questions or concerns.
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